"Dobby is in Another Castle" ("Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban")
KK Slider (c) Nintendo
"Alright class, I need you chill out and take your seats. For those new to Hogwarts this year, I'm Professor Erik and I will be your instructor on the mystical art of video game cheats. That means before your time with me is over, your 'skillz' will have gone far beyond petty little tricks like the Konami code. Because I hate to break it to you children, your great-grandmothers could pull that ruse off! No, I am going to teach you how to get God Mode in practically every first person shooter, witness Lara Croft in her birthday suit (which incidentally was a code created by a former Slytherin), how to euthanize the annoying dog in "Duck Hunt", finally achieve 100% in "Ninja Gaiden Black", and regardless what those muggles say, successfully (and blissfully) resurrect sweet, beautiful Aerith Gainsbough in 'Final Fantasy 7' among other things. Got it? Okay then, let's open our Electric Gaming Monthly's to page 74 and learn how to beat "Metroid Prime" in 2.5 minutes, thus earning the Mother Brain in a swimsuit ending!"