"32 Guys Later - I Know You're the Father!" ("Knocked Up")
If there was ever an entry I'd like to do an animated segment on, it'd be this one. I've watched enough sleazy talk show programs during my lunch break to know it begins with the white trash lady coming out acting like she's as innocent as Mother Theresa. Only problem is this is her fifteenth time on the program to find out who's her daddy's true father. And she does so by berating whatever poor soul is backstage with words like "worthless piece'a s**t" and "Id's time dat assh**e grew up and be's a real man!". After a short video segment of more put-downs and threats, the latest male suspect marches on-stage acting like he's all that and shouting at the crowd "Youse don't know me! Youse don't know me!" and "I knows I can't be dat ho baby's father!" to which things suddenly get ugly. And just when punches are about to get thrown, the DNA test are revealed. Nine times out of ten, the guy isn't the father. And ten times out of ten this immediately causes the accuser to run backstage cry-screaming at the top of their lungs to which Mr. Ghetto Don Juan goes back to comfort her. But it's okay because two weeks later on the program she's back again certain THIS TIME she's pegged the right worthless piece of s**t.
Yup, it practically writes itself. - Jake