"Cuddly Bedtime Companion" ("Chronicles of Riddick")
Some people complain most movie trailers ruin the films even before the audience sees the final film because they give away too much of the plot; and in some cases, even the ending. But never have I had a film get a chuckle from me on account of a single line of dialogue.
If you ever remember watching the ads and/or trailers for "The Chronicles of Riddick" (or by chance own the DVD and click on the special features), odds are you saw a scene of the main hero in a dark room lit with only two candles, asking someone "Are you afraid of the dark?" before placing his hands on the candles and putting them out. Now to the normal person, that sounds like a really cool line. But if you've a parent, relative, family friend... anybody who's around a newborn for a good amount of time to the point you're quite knowledgeable with the programming on Nick Junior, that line just makes you laugh.
You see, two of the most popular toys for children that age is the Playskool Lullaby GloWorm, and its television merchandise counterpart, the Good Idea's Veggie Bedtime Jr. Asparagus by Fisher Price. Both are cuddly in nature and both basically say the same thing when you squeeze their belly. For GloWorm, it's "I'm not afraid of the dark" which then launches into a soft 'la-la' melody to put baby to sleep.
And now that I've probably explained it a little too much, I guess I've just ruined that line for you too.
I'm sorry. - Jake