"Dobby is in Another Castle" ("Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban")
"Alright guys, chill out and take your seats, kay? For those of you new to Hogwarts this year, I'm Professor Erik and I will be your instructor on the mystical art of video cheats. That means before your time with me is over, your skillz will be far beyond little child stuff like the Konami code. I mean, my grandmother could pull that off! Nope folks, I'm gonna teach you how to get ‘God mode’ in practically every first person shooter, how to see Lara Croft in her birthday suit (which incidentally was a code created by a former Slytherin), how to put that f*@$in' dog in "Duck Hunt" down, finally achieve 100% in "Gran Turismo 3", and regardless what those muggles say, how to successfully (and blissfully) resurrect sweet, beautiful Aeris - among other stuff. Got it? Okay then, let's open our Electric Gaming Monthly's to page 74 and learn how to beat "Metroid Prime" in 2.5 minutes, thus earning the swimsuit ending!"