The Adventures of Chronos and Blackley: The Bloo125d Smear Incident

 

 

CHAPTER TWO

 

1.

 

“After all these years, one would think there wouldn’t be anything that could surprise me.”

 

          Two men hang suspended by their ankles over a pit filled with ravenous crakkon dogs. The animals are small in stature, but their legendary disposition, large teeth and spine-covered backs more than make up for their size. Twelve of them circle around the depression, snarling, trying to snap at the captives, walking over the bones and ragged remains of past prisoners. Chronos looks up, away from the carnage to come and towards his feet. The chains wrapped around his ankles led up onto a pulley, which in turn led to a large wheel. He looked over at his companion’s bindings and followed the path to yet another wheel. Each wheel was controlled by a remote, which was now in the hands of a very upset woman.

 

          Chronos sighed. He was a tall man, rather slim, but muscular. His lean frame often gave people the wrong impression. His hair was a tangle of light brown, always too long and never properly combed. His face, currently turning red from the blood rushing down to his head, attracted even the iciest women. His partner often commented that he was “too good looking” to be a bounty hunter, usually just to see what kind of a rise it could get out of him.

 

          “Don’t worry,” his partner stated in response, “I’ve got a plan.”

 

          As Chronos watched, Blackley flashed him his largest smile. Blackley was a different sort of man than his friend. A bit shorter and heavier, he wore his black hair closely cropped, both on his head and his chin. A thin light red scar sliced across his right cheek and down onto his neck, leftover from a childhood accident. While Chronos often outfitted himself in more expensive clothes, Blackley found that comfort beat out design every time.

 

          “A plan?” Chronos repeated incredulously. “Am I to understand that being tied up here was a part of your plan all along?”

 

          “Well, not really,” Blackley admitted. “Now I’ve got a new plan.”

 

          “Quiet!” The woman holding their lives in her hands shouted.

 

          The woman was Meena Thain, a former employer of Blackley’s, who had been up until an hour before the target of their latest bounty. Meena was wanted on over twelve different planets for her illegal trade activities, trade that usually involved two people of the opposite sex, and in one case two completely different species. That one ended badly. She was an attractive enough woman, though she carried a rough edge; evident by the large blaster holstered on her thigh. Chronos and Blackley had broken into her home in the hopes of grabbing her and getting out quick. Unfortunately her security system had been upgraded since the last time Blackley had associated with her.

 

          “I had heard of the price on my head,” Meena spoke, her voice soft and almost caring, “but I never dreamed that it would be you that tried to collect on it, Blackley.”

 

          “Well that’s the thing, see it’s kind of my job now.” Blackley said.

 

          She laughed. “The great Blackley, working for the law. Ironic.”

 

          “Please Meena, you knew that I was never cut out for your lifestyle.”

 

          “Ah. It never stopped you from working for me, or trying the merchandise.”

 

          “Merchandise?” Chronos questioned, then it dawned on him. “Oh. You mean? Heh heh. Good one.”

 

          Meena ignored him. “Still, you shouldn’t have come here. I won’t enjoy it, but I am going to have to kill you now.”

 

          Blackley looked down at the dogs, then at Meena again. “I’ll give you one last chance, for old times sake, let us go and turn yourself in.”

 

          The woman looked at her two prisoners a moment, and then pressed the large green button on the remote. The chains holding them up started moving, slowly lowering them into the pit. The crakkon dogs started barking madly as their food moved closer. Desperately, Chronos tried to start himself swinging, hoping to scare the animals off. However, his movement seemed to make the creatures even more agitated. Blackley on the other hand stood still, his eyes staring into Meena’s.

 

          She looked back at him, and for a moment felt a pang of regret. There was once a time when she could have fallen for him, back when the two of them ran across the galaxy causing mayhem and mischief in their wake. Then he had left. No reasons given, just a simple goodbye. One could say that his act forced her into the life she led now, though she knew that wasn’t really true. Meena Thain was always set on her path; the man called Blackley had merely been the distraction that could have derailed her.

 

          The hoots and growls of the animals overpowered the heavy whir of the machines turning the wheels, lowering the men to their doom. The air became rank as the creatures scent glands went into overdrive, filling the air with pheromones.

 

          Blackley still watched her. “Meena.”

 

          That broke her. For a fleeting second the thought of just doing as he asked came into her mind. Set them free, let them take her in. It was only a second, but it was too much. Her finger pressed another key on the pad and the motors controlling the descent let loose, spilling the two men onto the floor.

 

          The crakkons jumped away from the pair as they smashed down, dust flying at their impact. Chronos and Blackley quickly righted themselves and got to their feet, their hands now the only part of them bound. Blackley looked up to the rim of the pit in time to see Meena turn and leave the room. She was never one for watching the carnage she caused. All around them the beasts had settled back into attack formation, the shock of the falling bodies forgotten. As Chronos tried to undo his hands the dogs slowly started to walk towards them, a cacophony of growls filling the pit.

 

          With the speed of lightning, one of the larger animals leapt into the air, its claws and teeth aimed straight at Blackley’s face.

 

2.

 

Chronos watched in terror as the crakkon leapt towards his partner, but averted his eyes at the last second. He may only have had minutes to live, but he didn’t want to spend them watching his friend torn to shreds. Though he didn’t watch, his ears still worked perfectly. Chronos heard Blackley huff as the creature slammed into him, then the loud thud as the two fell to the ground. At the sight of the attack the other crakkons started yelping loudly.

 

          “No. No. Stop. Get off. Off! Stop!”

 

          Chronos began to wince, until his brain caught up with his hearing. His friend wasn’t yelling in pain, he was… laughing?

 

          Chronos opened his eyes and turned to the commotion, his face registering complete and utter shock. Sitting on the ground was Blackley, on his lap, practically burying him, was the crakkon dog. The beast was actually licking his face, the spiked tail wagging ferociously. Blackley was trying to push the animal away, but smiling wide the entire time.

 

          “What the?” Chronos uttered, staring at the other dogs that had sat down around Blackley, each one with tails wagging.  It was an odd sight, even playful and docile the animals looked rather frightening.

 

          Blackley turned his face from the constant likings to face his friend, but the look he saw there caused another laughing fit. “Man, you should see your face!” He bellowed.

 

          Chronos took a deep breath, trying to compose himself to the scene, and placed his hands on his waist. “Blackley. Would you mind telling me what in the universe is going on here?”

 

          “Relax, I told you I had a plan didn’t I?”

 

          “A plan? It might have been nice if you would have told me your plan involved being fed to ravenous beasts!”

 

          “Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have been able to see that look!” Blackley laughed again, and gently pushed the crakkon off of him. Rubbing the animals scalp, the only part of the creature that didn’t have sharp points growing from it, he stood. “Chronos, I would like you to meet Biggs. Biggs, say hello to Chronos.”

 

          At his command the dog barked, a sound more like a defiant roar than a friendly greeting. Chronos watched as a larger beast walked up to Blackley’s other side. Blackley’s smile grew even larger as he bent over to pet the new arrival.

 

          “And this monster here is Cranius.” Cranius lifted its head higher, and closed its eyes, it looked almost happy as Blackley patted it.

 

          “Biggs? Cranius? Blackley these are crakkons, how did you?”

 

          Another laugh. “Well, yeah, crakkons are pretty much known as all around killers. But what isn’t widely reported is that a domesticated crakkon is fiercely loyal to their masters, to a fault. And since most attempts at domestication end in death for the trainer, it isn’t usually attempted. Meena acquired these as pups, back when I was in her employ. At the time I thought it would be a good idea to get on their good side, just in case. Meena was a mean bitch even back then.”

 

          Chronos bent to pat Cranius, but pulled his hand back quick as the dog tried to snap it off in its teeth.

 

          “Heh heh heh. Careful there pal, they’re loyal to me. It might take them a while to warm up to you.”

 

          “Wonderful.” Chronos muttered. He looked around the pit they were in, searching for an exit. “Any idea how we are going to get out of here? Meena is bound to come check on us eventually.”

 

          “Hold on.” Blackley said. He held his bound hands to Biggs, who bit through the chains with ease. Looking from his pet to his friend Blackley shook his head. “We’ll have to find the keys for you,” he told his partner, “I don’t quite think you want those teeth near your hands just yet.”

 

          Chronos shuddered. “I agree.”

 

          Blackley walked across the pit, stepping gingerly over a pile of bones, towards a small caged door. He reached his hand through the gap between the gate and wall and hit a button on the interior. With a beep the gate slid up into the recess above the door. Without waiting for orders the dozen creature ambled past the two men into the pen. Blackley bent over to walk inside. Chronos looked around them once more, then followed his friend.

 

          Inside the pen was small and musty. Smells from a dozen animals mixed with what had to be rotting food made for an almost nauseating experience. The crakkons all milled around the far corner of the area, some settling down, placing their heads on the ground. Only Biggs and Cranius stayed close to Blackley. As Chronos’ eyes adjusted to the gloom he saw that Blackley was walking towards a iron door set at the back of the pen.

 

          “This is the handlers entrance.” Blackley said quietly. “We’ll get out here.”

 

          “Well have you noticed that there isn’t a latch or a handle on this side?” His agitated friend asked.

 

          Another famous Blackley smiled appeared. “Yeah. But I’ve got a secret password.”

 

          Blackley turned to the door and whistled. There were five distinct notes. At the completion of the tune the door made a loud sound as the lock disengaged and the door swung inwards. As soon as the door opened Chronos heard a male voice outside.

 

          “Hey! What the hell! The pen!”

 

          Blackley looked at the two crakkons beside him. “Psst,” he said.

 

          With a speed that surprised even Blackley the two creatures launched themselves out of the pen. Within seconds the sound of laser fire spilled into the pen. Only three shots were fired, then came the screaming. Suddenly the screams were silenced, replaced with low growls. The entire time none of the other crakkons even moved.

 

          “C’mon.” Blackley walked around the iron door and stepped outside. Chronos took one last look at the pen around him and followed him out. Expecting to see a slaughter, Chronos was surprised to see two guards cowering in a corner, kept there by two growling monsters. One of the guards held a bleeding and obviously broken hand, the other was just hugging his knees to his chest, uttering a silent prayer. Blackley walked up to them and stood between the dogs.

 

          “Amazing animals aren’t they? Even after all these years of you people mistreating them, they still listen to my commands to just immobilize you. As you can probably tell they really want to do much more than that.”

 

          The guard with the injured wrist spoke up. “Please, please. Don’t kill me.”

 

          Biggs took a step forward at his voice, causing the man to squirm even closer to the wall.

 

          “I have nothing against you,” Blackley continued, “If you promise to leave, leave quickly without sounding an alarm, I’ll let you go.”

 

          Both handlers looked up at that comment, hope and pure fear in their faces. “Oh yes, yes please!”

 

          Blackley kneeled down before them, coming real close. “But if that alarm is sounded, if Meena has any idea that I’m still coming for her, I’ll set them loose. And they have your scent now.” Blackley looked at the injured one. “And your taste. They will get you before you can even dream of safety.”

 

          He reached forward and grasped the key ring from one of the guards’ belt. He never took his eyes off of them as he unlocked the remains of the binders on his wrist. Once complete he tossed the keys behind him to Chronos, who caught them in the air and began to work on his own chains.

 

          Blackley stood. “Get lost.”

 

          Both men scrambled to their feet and ran out of the room. The sounds of their scampering echoed down the hall. Both crakkon dogs flinched at their retreat, eager to give chase, but remained in place, waiting for Blackley’s next command.

 

          Instead of ordering them to follow, he walked over to the pen door. He looked inside to the other animals, his face looked sad.

 

          “I wish I could take you all with me,” he spoke to his pets, “but the Robbie V wouldn’t hold you all.”

 

          “Blackley,” Chronos said. He could hear the pain in his friends voice. Blackley was one of the strongest men he knew, but there was also a huge amount of humanity in him as well. “Meena is escaping.”

 

          Blackley looked to his partner and nodded. Turning back to the pen he spoke the crakkon dogs. “I’ll send someone to look after you. Just don’t kill him.”

 

          Blackley hit the switch on the wall, the large door swung shut. Hitting another button, Chronos heard a whir of machinery and then the dogs inside went wild. The button was labeled “Food”.

 

          Chronos smiled and turned, then suddenly stopped. “Um, pal?”

 

          Blackley walked up to the two animals still outside the holding tank. He patted Cranius on the head. “Robbie V might be too small for all of them, but not my favorites. C’mon, lets go catch our bounty!”

 

 

3.

 

 

Meena Thain ripped open a drawer at her desk, the drawer fell out of her hands and spilled to the floor, spreading its contents all around. Meena swore as she knelt over to pick through the items. She began tossing various things into a case atop the desk. Blackley and his cohort had found her, that meant that other bounty hunters may come as well. She realized that Blackley had intimate knowledge of her lair, but that didn’t mean he never shared it. After all these years he did seem to be a different person, Meena didn’t doubt he would sell her out if given the chance. Thinking this, Meena hurried her packing.

 

          Of course the truth is Blackley hadn’t told anyone else her location, not even Chronos. He had figured that if she did have to face trial for her crimes, he would be the best person to bring her in.

 

          Meena finished sorting through the mess on the floor and turned her attention to yet another drawer in the desk, this time taking her time to open it so as not to cause another situation. She picked up a couple data pads, her message booklet, her hand brushed her hold-out blaster as she grabbed a small jewel and chain that she had taken as payment many years before. As she was reaching for the blaster itself she heard an all too familiar voice.

 

          “Give it up Meena,” Blackley spoke from the doorway.

 

          Meena looked up to see her former flame leaning against the doorframe, his arms crossed across his chest. Not a hint of his past adventures showed on his face, he was calm, and seemed almost pleased with himself. Meena grimaced at him as her hand touched the laser pistol outside of his view.

 

          “Blackley. I should have expected one of your miraculous escapes. You always did have a lucky streak.”

 

          Blackley stood up from the door way and took a slow step into her office. He looked around at the mess. Clothes lay haphazardly around the room, a safe in the corner stood open and empty.

 

          “There isn’t anywhere to run, sweetheart. Just come with us, and I promise you safe passage to the Galactic Core. You must stand trial for your crimes.”

 

          She spat at him. “My crimes? Mine? And when will you face judgment for what you have done? You aren’t sin free yourself Blackley.”

 

          He laughed. “Trust me, the law and I are square now. But that is neither here or there. Put your hands out for binding, come quietly.”

 

          Meena slowly started to pull her hand out of the drawer, the blaster firmly in hand. There was something dirty in killing someone yourself, but situations called for the worst sometimes. Regardless of how she had felt for this man in the past, right now he was standing in her way, and his smugness was starting to piss her off. Then she felt something cold and hard press into her back.

 

          “Don’t even consider it, lady.” Came the whisper in her ear.

 

          Meena closed her eyes and swore to herself. How could she become so preoccupied that she missed Blackley’s partner sneaking in behind her. A damn rookie mistake, and she was long past being a rookie. The barrel of Chronos’ blaster jabbed hard into her back and she dropped her grip on the gun. It fell to the floor with a crash.

 

          Blackley looked to the noise and saw the blaster under her desk. He shook his head. “Really Meena, did we have to come to that? We were being all civilized, even after you tried to feed us to the dogs, and here you are trying to pull a fast one on me. A lesser man would be insulted.”

 

          Chronos turned the woman and placed a pair of electro-binders on her wrists. The chains were programmed to send a painful jolt into a person at the slightest struggle. The more the person resisted, the more pain they received. There were species in the galaxy that were immune to the devices, but that didn’t matter in the present situation. Meena looked into Chronos’ face with pure hatred, even though the two had never met before that afternoon. She may have been a pretty woman, Chronos thought, but piss her off and she’s as ugly as a skeether. In spite, or stupidity, Meena pulled her hands apart, an electric shock jolting her. Never once did her eyes leave the face of her captor.

 

          A sound came from the hall, a mewling sort of growl. Blackley turned to see Cranius standing in the corridor behind him. He kneeled down to pat the animal on the head, recognizing the nervousness in the dog. Something he had never before witnessed in the breed. Blackley looked further down the hall and saw Biggs in the same state, her eyes and head darting back and forth, from one wall to the other. Blackley closed his eyes and concentrated. There was nothing, but then he heard it. The low hum of a ships’ engine. Of many ships engines.

 

          “What is it?” Chronos asked from behind. He and Meena had come around the desk and were now standing in the door where Blackley had occupied a moment before.

 

          “Those are my crakkons.” Meena remarked. “I had wondered how you got out of that one.”

 

          “Shh!” Blackley ordered her, looking into her eyes with such conviction that she at once closed her mouth. Beside him Cranius barked once, forcefully. Blackley nodded at the beast and stood to take council with his partner.

 

          “We’ve got trouble.” Blackley said to Chronos, then turned to Meena. “Did you call for help?”

 

          Meena rolled her eyes. “The only people that I could’ve called would have laughed and started taking over my assets.”

 

          Chronos laughed. “Well, we’re all judged by the company we keep.”

 

          “Bite me.” She whispered.

 

          “No thanks, I’ve got a previous date with the dogs.”

 

          “Quiet.” Blackley interrupted the banter. “A dozen, maybe more.”

 

          “Guards?” Chronos asked.

 

          Blackley shook his head. “Ships.”

 

          “Oh frag.” He uttered. “Can we make it to the Robbie V?”

 

          Blackley looked around the deserted hallway, already seeing the ambush waiting for them. “We can try. But we have to run. Fast.”

 

 

END CHAPTER TWO